A man has allegedly been arrested at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) in Switzerland, claiming to have travelled back from the future to prevent the machine from changing the course of world events. Eloi Cole allegedly says he is from a future where countries do not exist.
CERN security guards allegedly spotted the man looking in some bins. At this point the story gets pretty weird, with conflicting accounts of him allegedly trying to tamper with vending machines, wearing tweed and a bow tie (seriously, Matt Smith fans?) and warning of a Communist chocolate hell based on Kit Kats.
Those who believe time travel is impossible have always pointed out that the lack of time travellers from the future is proof. So does Eloi Cole show that time travel might, after all, be possible? Has Gary Seven just lost a good agent?