Pippa Middleton, whose bottom became very famous thanks to the royal wedding earlier this year, has split from her boyfriend Alex Loudon. The news means Britain’s tabloids can once again dream that she might get together with someone interesting like Prince Harry, even though the chances of that happening seem… remote, to say the least.
Middleton and Loudon allegedly split earlier this year, but got back together. This time, however, the split could be permanent. To get over the trauma, Pippa Middleton has apparently spent the weekend with Prince William and Kate Middleton at Balmoral. With William heading off to the Falklands soon, the sisters could be spending a lot more time together.
The media has generally become fascinated with Pippa Middleton. While there’s a sense that Kate Middleton is off limits because of her proximity to the throne, Pippa Middleton is apparently deemed by many to be ‘fair game’. But since she seems to be stubbornly refusing so far to flirt with Prince Harry, the media’s collective erection will – for now, at least – have to go unrewarded. And no, I don’t know what that means.